October 2011
Fact:
I need more metal shirts and hair bows.
What brings you here?
- Setting: Myself and Daryll have just been left in my dorm alone, because my roommate went somewhere and my boyfriend went upstaris to play billards.
- Me: So what brings you here?
- Daryll: Who, me?
- Me: Yes, Daryll.
- Daryll: The weather.
- Me: What the shit?!
- Daryll: Oh, I'm just fucking with you brodie.
Fact:
Age ain’t nothing but a number… but somtimes it’s a case.
Fact:
You can’t turn a ho into a housewife… unless you’re playing scrabble.