Fact:
I think too much. I meditate and reflect too much. I tend to subconsciously become philosophical and “deep” in the middle of conversations. Sue me, I’m in tune with my mind and soul.
March 2011
“Religion is like a penis. It’s fine to have one. It’s fine to be proud of it. But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around… and PLEASE don’t try and shove it down my childrens’ throats.”
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The Princess and the Penis by RJ Silver
” “So what about the penis in my bed?” she asked finally. “What does it want?”
“Well,” said the queen, “from the sounds of it—”
“Especially the fact it gets hard and moans and squirms when you touch it,” said Aunt Leila.
“It probably wants what every other penis wants,” said the queen.
“Which is to violate you,” said Aunt Ingrid. “To pillage and ravage your young body from dusk till dawn until there’s nothing left of your honor, virtue, or, if you happen to let your hair down, your dignity.””
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Fact:
I could have lived without seeing that Video about that girl singing about it being Friday…. thank you Kristen!
Oh and um…. RANDOM BLACK GUY?!!?!? Yeah…. “We so excited!”
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Fact: Don't try me.
- Solomon Langley: Our Father in heaven,hallowed be your name.Your kingdom come,your will be done,on earth as it is in heaven.... Give us this day our daily bread,and forgive us ur debts,as we also have forgiven our debtors.And lead us not into temptation,but deliver us from evil.You need the lord in your life.
- S Renee' Smith: Oh where would I be in life without some thirteen year old telling me I need "The Lord" in my life, oh thank you so much, for "I was blind but now I see." I'm Hindu you little twat, go piss off.
- Solomon Langley: Jesus is the way to go, do you want to be damn to internal damnation in hell?
- S Renee' Smith: Oh you got me, your Jesus is better than all of my gods and goddesses alike that I believe in. You are ever so wise and prosperous just like your Lord. You're a child, better yet, you're a nigger, you speak on a subject that you lack knowledge of.
- Solomon Langley: Im a nigger shut up,you darker than Wesley Snipes u drag queen looking hillbilly!You need the lord its obvious.
- S Renee' Smith: The definition of nigger is an ignorant person, and just by that comment that you have made you have shown that I am correct. However, you are continuing to be wrong; I'm not darker than Wesley Snipes but were I, it wouldn't matter. YOU GOT ME! I'm a drag queen looking hillbilly that wasn't raised in the south and I'm a 100% woman. I NEED THE LORD! WHY HASN'T LIGHTENING STRUCK ME DOWN?! You're a waste of sperm and egg, and people like you should not even exist amongst this planet we call earth.
- Solomon Langley: Just shut up when i saw u in JC pennys with Silas's friend virgie u almost made me go into a coma.:)
- S Renee' Smith: Is that what you call an argument? You ARE as dumb as you look. You're doing nothing for this world, please leave it.
- Solomon Langley: Well talking to you was boring, and just because you're super black and nobody can see you doesn't mean you need to tell me to leave the world. Well you need (JESUS The one and true) MAKE SURE YOU SAY THE LORD'S PRAYER BEFORE YOU G0 TO BED GOODNITE!;)
- S Renee' Smith: It was not boring, you went OUT of your way to converse with me. You sent me a friend request and AS SOON as I accepted it, it was like Xmas time for you. You call this "boring" because you can't even match my level of intelligence, and I hope when you die that you realize that you based your life on UTTER CULT BULLSHIT.
Fact:
Just thoroughly enjoyed some coke and coffee.
trevon is only cutting so you people will give himm more attention obviously its working hes a stuck up little cunt and your all fucking retards for falling for his sick little game! fag needs to die!
A. I do not know Trevon.
B. If he is truly seeking attention, let him. Why does it matter to you?
C. Cutting isn’t a grand thing to do to your body, but it happens - involuntarily and voluntarily.
D. I’m not a “fucking retard.”
E. “Fag” is a British term that means “cigarette.”
F. ail.
Fact:
I’m REALLY tired of seeing photographs of you all smoking and/or blowing what you have inhaled out of your mouth. You are NOT cool. That is all, thank you - come again.
Sheronda, do you love me? :)
Oh but of course Charlotte. I don’t even know what you felt like you had to ask. ;p
Are you sexy ? (;
Are you blind? If your answer to that question is a no, then the answer to the question you asked me is the opposite.
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Fact:
GLEE should have never became a show.
Fact.
“DesandNate” are over rated.
Did you like my hint?! DIDYA? DIDYA? DIDYA? DIDYA? :)
LOVE it! “leechy,” hahaha…. “leechy.” <3
Fact: I'm tired of today's youth.
“Come at me bro, because I.D.G.A.F. I got large lobes, throw down, AND snort coke… but not really because I’m SxE, and I wear anchors all the time even though I’ve never been on a boat in my life. I take pictures with my expensive camera of flowers because I’m a photographer… even though I don’t know how many megapixels my camera has. I never shower, but I’m always in the bathroom taking pictures of myself in the mirror dressed up… I’m not going anywhere I just wanted to put a new picture on tumblr. I take pictures of people at shows and call them my friends, because I don’t have any and the people are throwing down which is something I don’t have the guts to do. I just want to eat cupcakes and decorate my room in Hello Kitty decor to be honest with you. Oh, and I used to have a bunch of piercings but I took them out because I found myself, and I found ‘God.’”
-S.R.Smitty
Fact:
Over 363,000 bodies have been found in Japan.
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Where's the most embarrassing place your cell phone has ever gone off?
I don’t think that my phone has ever gone off in a place that was embarrassing BUT it did go off in class, and I managed to not get it taken away. SKILLS! ;)
Question/Fact.
Sprint…
Why must you delay my EVERYTHING!? I haven’t received a call nor a text message in three hours. I am highly upset.
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