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April 2011

Apr 26, 2011
Hands Like A Disco Defiler

“Hands Like A Disco” sung by: Defiler

“We’re all, Bastard children of a vile and putrid world.”

Apr 26, 2011
Fact:

I have a lot of photographs that I need edit for my own art portfolio… procrastination.

Apr 26, 2011
<3

<3 u 2 smivelli ;B

Apr 26, 2011
How short would your life have to be before you would start living differently today?

It wouldn’t have to be any shorter, I live my life the way I please no matter how long or short my life span.

Let thou be raw.

Apr 26, 2011
#formspring.me
Apr 20, 20111,852 notes
#miracle whip
Apr 20, 2011
formspring.me

Ask me questions, I’m in the mood to answer anything. ^-^

Let thou be raw. http://formspring.me/SRSmitty

Apr 20, 2011
#formspring.me
“When the world ends, I will finally breath again.” —S Renee’ Smith
Apr 20, 2011
Fact:

I will welcome you with open arms!

Apr 20, 2011
#DEFILER
Play
Apr 20, 201111 notes
#motionless in white
Fact:

You were a product of lust!

Apr 20, 20111 note
#motionless in white
Listen Dick Figures

“Bath Rhymes” sung by Dick Figures

“Shorty make that booty clap, put that butt into my lap.
Cruisin’ down these ghetto streets, jammin’ to my dubstep beats.
RAWAARRWW..shit a dinosaur, shorty hand me my broad-sword!
Oh shit now he’s eatin’ you! Oh fuck, now he’s tryin’ to eat me too!!!!
Yeah right, I’m a robot guy, shoot lasers outta my eyes!”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

“Sorry Mr. DingleBerry…

Now I’m headin’ to the club, makin’ way to pop some bub.

Apple bottoms in my face, poopin’ all over the place.

Bupderrberrderrdubder”

Apr 20, 2011
Apr 20, 20111 note
Fact:

I ate ALL (four) of my homemade deep fried bean and cheese burritos. =/

Apr 20, 2011
Fact:

Homemade deep fried bean and cheese burritos…

Apr 20, 20112 notes
http://strikegently.com/2011/04/interslut-8/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook → strikegently.com

Rebecca Black Receives Death Threats, Police Investigating

Apr 20, 2011
Fact:

To all girls that perform oral sex on the male species,

  Swallow, or it’s going in your eye.

Love,

 S Renee’ Smith

Apr 20, 2011
It's Hitler's birthday today, yet Google doesn't have a special banner.

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Apr 20, 201114,186 notes
Fail.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game, and asked her how she liked it.”Oh, I really liked it especially the tight pants and all the big muscles… but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”Now dumbfounded, he asked her, “What do you mean?”“‘Well, they flipped this coin, and one team got it… Then for the rest of the game the other team kept screaming: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like….Helloooooo!? It’s only 25 cents!”

Apr 20, 2011
Fact:

spring break, and i’m no longer going out of town. WACK!

Apr 18, 2011
Fact:

“I am feeling some type of way.”

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HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

PISSED LIVID PISSED LIVID PISSED LIVID PISSED LIVID PISSED LIVID PISSED LIVID

Apr 15, 20111 note
Apr 15, 2011
chips or ice-cream the rest of your life?

Chips, preferably banana chips.

Let thou be raw.

Apr 15, 2011
#formspring.me
3 things you are doing right now..

Playing with my “Hammer of Thor” necklace that Sugarlump gave me, texting, and drinking aqua.

Let thou be raw.

Apr 15, 2011
#formspring.me
who do you talk to most on the phone?

Austin… but not recently.

Let thou be raw.

Apr 15, 2011
#formspring.me
do you have a collection of anything?

I have a gum ball collection.

Let thou be raw.

Apr 15, 2011
#formspring.me
How would you feel if you found out your sibling was trying to fuck the guy you were interested in? I'm going through this right now.

She wouldn’t, she’s a lesbian.

Let thou be raw.

Apr 15, 20111 note
#formspring.me
formspring.me

Let thou be raw with the questions that you ask thee. http://formspring.me/SRSmitty

Apr 13, 2011
#formspring.me
Fact:

When I eat

I like to wash them down with

.

Apr 13, 20111 note
“Stick to what you know bro.” —Sheronda Renee’ Smith
Apr 13, 2011
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Apr 13, 2011
if you could change one thing, what would it be?

I would not change one thing, because just the change of that one thing would cause a domino effect and a variety of things in my world, and maybe even others would shift, and I’m not all about changing other persons’ worlds for the worse or betterment if it’s just solely a side effect of what I wanted.

Let thou be raw.

Apr 13, 20111 note
#formspring.me
Fact:

I’m currently editing numerous photos of myself, picking food out of my braces, and answering nonsensical questions on my formspring, that is all.

Apr 13, 2011
formspring.me

Leave me questions. ^-^ http://formspring.me/SRSmitty

Apr 11, 2011
#formspring.me
If you could be the president or leader of your country for one day, what would you do?

I would legalize all forms of narcotics because it would stimulate the economy and numerous jobs would thus be created. Legalization of all narcotics would not lead to our nation having a vast increase in the number of “druggies,” because tobacco and alcohol are drugs that are currently legal in the states and not all citizens consume alcohol or partake in tobacco products.

Let thou be raw.

Apr 11, 2011
#formspring.me
Fact:

If I were to OD on anything, it would be tikka masala.

Apr 11, 2011
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender and have been told 'it's just a phase'.

latortugaroja:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

reeeshalei:

johnniewalkereyess:

lesbi-love:

Born this way, baby.

<3

yeahh about that. IT’S NOT.

Best “phase” ever.

Lol my favorite is when my mother tells me it’s just a phase & completely ignores the fact that I have a girlfriend and tries to hook me up with guys that I wouldn’t date even if I were interested in guys not chicks.

i’m pansexual and proud of it!

Apr 11, 20112,645 notes
“Just try to make it through the night, because there is no way out now.” —Jeffree Star
Apr 11, 2011
Apr 11, 20111,863 notes
“If you REALLY want your girl to stay with you, you’ve just got to trEAT her right. I mean… that’s just a fact.” —S Renee’ Smith
Apr 9, 2011
Fact:

I highly doubt that anyone could comprehend the hankering that I have, the yearning that is do deep within my soul…. for Taco Bell.

Apr 9, 2011
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